Thanks to Jonathan, I just realized that Japanese people also used Hokkien words for the name of their brands. One of them is called Kanebo, a famous Japanese cosmetic brand. You know what is the meaning of Kanebo in Hokkien or not?

Ka Ne Bu - SCOLD YOUR MAMA!

I think it is best to buy a Kanebo present for her if she did something wrong that turns your swinging mood to moody.

If your mama lost her handbag that contains your wallet and stuff, get her a Kanebo handbag and she will remember your words forever.

If your mama lost her luggage bag that contains your precious underwear and stuff, get her a Kanebo luggage bag and she will remember your underwear forever.

If your mama use your men’s perfume and finish it after several times of usage, get her a Kanebo perfume and she will remember your essence forever.

If your mama accidentally knock down your beloved dog while driving, get whatever Kanebo product that will give you a free Red Patrick and she will remember your dog forever.

Woof!

Now that’s what I called a proper scolding for your mama in a polite way.