I walked around, searching for an item that fulfils every man’s desire you could ever imagine of. There I was, pondering onto a shop with full of DVDs, hoping that they have it in stock since it was a newly-released DVD. My hands were busy flipping every single stack of DVDs, ignoring the onlooking customers and the female assistants who were looking at my trembled hands. “Please, I really need it…it’s been such a long time since I last have the previous version of that game”. Let me the first to have it before other guys take it. Yes, I’m talking about S*X…I mean, S*X!

Alas! I found it! My heartbeat began to beat faster and faster when I look at the covers. I heard it was the best game for that genre. Without feeling ashamed, I bravely handed the item to the shopkeeper, paying it, and proceeded to check out.

Yes! It’s mine! I know I’m going to enjoy all day and all night long playing with it! I was too excited till I said something out loud that even both Kristy and Alicia were shocked of what they heard:

JJ: Finally, I found it!
Kristy: Why are you so excited about it?
JJ: Gosh, you won’t gonna believe me. I was searching for it around in Kuching and couldn’t find it at all.
Kristy: Hmm…what game is that?
JJ: It’s called…S*X!

(Suddenly, there was a sudden of cold rush, admist there was something wrong of what I said till both girls were looking at each other with HUGE eyes)

Alica & Kristy: WHAT???
JJ: Yealah! It’s S*X!!
Kristy: Errrr…okay…
JJ: OMG, please don’t tell me you girls thought that I say SEX…….
Alicia: But that was what you said just now, right?
JJ: Hahahahahah…nolah! It’s called SSX, the snowboarding GAME!
Alica & Kristy: Oh cheyyyyyyy………….

*Phew*

If not because I’m able to sense admist there’s something wrong, most probably those girls will run away from me. Am I that kind of guy? Sigh….. Probably you are if you think the “*” thingy is a vocal E. Cheeky!